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Yeah. Alright. Whatever.

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Life’s messy. People are difficult. Calm is rare.

I’m Broden Johnson — entrepreneur, husband, dad, and serial failure. I’ve built companies, lost companies, made money, lost money, and written a book about the only lesson that ever stuck: Don’t Be a Dick. I write Tales from a Failed Beekeeper — short weekly stories about philosophy, family, work, and the strange art of not losing your mind. They’re part humour, part Stoicism, and part therapy I don’t have time for. If you like your life advice unpolished, funny, and slightly uncomfortable, you’ll probably like this.

I spoke at the Gold Coast Careers Festival 2026 last night.

Closing keynote. Room full of year 11 and 12 students, uni students, and career changers, who'd been there since morning. Late session, end of a long day, and I was the last thing between them and home.

I opened by telling them I was a professional failure.

It got a laugh. Which was the idea. But I meant it.

The talk covered the usual ground - me moving to the Gold Coast at 18 with three shirts and no idea what I was doing, nine months of failing at telesales, losing everything at 22, the debt, the couch, the rebuild. The whole arc.

But the part I keep coming back to - the part I think about more than any of the rest of it - isn't the fall or the comeback. It's the phone call from my accountant.

I was 22. $250,000 in debt. One-year-old daughter. Hadn't shaved in weeks. I was spending my days playing video games and watching movies because getting off the couch felt like more than I could manage. I wasn't strategising. I wasn't planning my comeback. I was just... stuck. Empty. Waiting for something to shift without doing anything to shift it.

Then my accountant called.

He said: "Broden, my best clients are real estate agents. They make good money. You're good at sales. Why don't you try that?"

And I said: "Yeah. Alright. Whatever."

That was it. No epiphany. No moment of clarity. No montage. Just a flat, slightly defeated response to a suggestion from an accountant on an unremarkable afternoon.

And then I got up and did the next thing.

That afternoon I googled the closest real estate agencies and went and knocked on doors. Most of them said leave your resume, we'll pass it to the boss. Never heard back from any of them.

So I knocked on one more door and said I'd work for free. Just give me a shot.

Within twelve months I'd sold forty properties, and started clawing my way out of the hole.

Not because of a revelation. Not because I found the right mindset or read the right book or had a breakthrough moment on a bathroom floor somewhere. Because an accountant made a suggestion and I responded to it with the least inspiring three words in the English language.

Yeah. Alright. Whatever.

And then one small thing after another.

Marcus Aurelius didn't write about grand plans. He didn't write about the whole staircase or the destination or the vision. He wrote about the next action. The thing directly in front of you that you can actually do right now.

The Stoics were precise about this because they understood something that takes most people a long time to accept: you don't control the storm. You don't control the business partner who disappears with the money or the debt that lands in your name or the morning when getting off the couch feels impossible.

You control what you do next.

That's it. That's the whole thing.

I told the room last night that the pivot that changed everything wasn't a big moment. It was a small thing between other things. A phone call. A flat response. An afternoon of knocking on doors.

Small things, stacked on top of each other. That's what ten years of rebuilding actually looks like from the inside. Not a series of dramatic turning points. Just a long sequence of next steps, most of them unglamorous, none of them certain.

You're going to fail. That part isn't in question. The storm will come and it won't ask your permission first.

What you control is the response.

Not the grand gesture. Not the perfect plan. Just the next small thing.

Yeah. Alright. Whatever.

Then get up and do it.

Until next time,

Broden Johnson

Life’s messy. People are difficult. Calm is rare.

I’m Broden Johnson — entrepreneur, husband, dad, and serial failure. I’ve built companies, lost companies, made money, lost money, and written a book about the only lesson that ever stuck: Don’t Be a Dick. I write Tales from a Failed Beekeeper — short weekly stories about philosophy, family, work, and the strange art of not losing your mind. They’re part humour, part Stoicism, and part therapy I don’t have time for. If you like your life advice unpolished, funny, and slightly uncomfortable, you’ll probably like this.