I’m Broden Johnson — entrepreneur, husband, dad, and serial failure. I’ve built companies, lost companies, made money, lost money, and written a book about the only lesson that ever stuck: Don’t Be a Dick. I write Tales from a Failed Beekeeper — short weekly stories about philosophy, family, work, and the strange art of not losing your mind. They’re part humour, part Stoicism, and part therapy I don’t have time for. If you like your life advice unpolished, funny, and slightly uncomfortable, you’ll probably like this.
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Some weeks, life doesn’t throw a crisis at you. That was my week. I woke up the other morning in a terrible mood for absolutely no reason. I got into the car and caught myself thinking, “What the fuck is wrong with you today?” Because when something bad actually happens, you can at least point to it. Then the day started. It was like the universe said, “Ah, he’s fragile today. Release the nonsense.” Every small thing hit harder than it should’ve. By the time I got to work, someone was in my carpark. Not the end of the world. Normally I wouldn’t care. This week? That walk was all it took for my brain to form the sentence, That’s the thing I forget most: And I’ve been running on fumes for a while. This time of year is chaos. A million end-of-year requests. It all adds up, quietly, invisibly, until you’re reacting to life like a shaken can of Coke. And because that wasn’t enough, I snapped at Elise this week. She did nothing wrong. I called her back twenty minutes later to apologise. But still — I hate when I’m like that. That’s the thing no one tells you about being a parent, a partner, a business owner, a leader, or even just a functioning adult. Most days aren’t hard because of what happens. A tiny problem feels huge when you’re already stretched thin. Stoicism gets a bad wrap for being emotionless, but that’s not actually the point of it. When my kids fight in the backseat and I’m in a good mood, I don’t care. The event didn’t change. The Stoics would say, “You are disturbed not by the thing, but by the view you take of the thing.” I’d say, “Sometimes I’m just cooked.” Same idea. Different millennium. But I shook it off. By the afternoon, I was okay again. And that’s enough. We spend so much time trying to optimise our lives — food, sleep, mindset, calendar, productivity — that we forget something brutally simple: You’re still a human being. You don’t need a crisis to feel overwhelmed. And the people around us don’t need us to be perfect. I didn’t have a crisis this week. And weirdly, I’m grateful for it. There’s something grounding about a bad mood with no cause. And if you can get through a week where everything annoys you, even though nothing is actually wrong… If this gave you a laugh or a little perspective, feel free to forward it to someone who needs it. Until next week, |
I’m Broden Johnson — entrepreneur, husband, dad, and serial failure. I’ve built companies, lost companies, made money, lost money, and written a book about the only lesson that ever stuck: Don’t Be a Dick. I write Tales from a Failed Beekeeper — short weekly stories about philosophy, family, work, and the strange art of not losing your mind. They’re part humour, part Stoicism, and part therapy I don’t have time for. If you like your life advice unpolished, funny, and slightly uncomfortable, you’ll probably like this.