Yeah. Alright. Whatever.

I spoke at the Gold Coast Careers Festival 2026 last night. Closing keynote. Room full of year 11 and 12 students, uni students, and career changers, who'd been there since morning. Late session, end of a long day, and I was the last thing between them and home. I opened by telling them I was a professional failure. It got a laugh. Which was the idea. But I meant it. The talk covered the usual ground - me moving to the Gold Coast at 18 with three shirts and no idea what I was doing, nine...